A Message From Pastor Joseph Goebbels
I am writing on behalf of the Church of Adolf Hitler (pbuh), formerly known as the Nazi Party.
Having decided to transform ourselves into a religion, we have abandoned all political ambitions, and intend to concentrate on our objectives of spiritual tranquillity, non-violent world conquest and peaceful extermination of the Jews.
Since we are now a religion rather than a politcal movement, we demand the following rights and privleges:
An end to Naziphobia in the media, especially war films showing the Nazis in a bad light.
Tax exemption for all places of worship including airfields, munitions factories, extermination camps etc.
Destruction of all blasphemous cartoons of Adolf Hitler(pbuh) produced in the Second World War.
An apology from the British government for the Naziphobic campaign waged by Winston Churchill, and the hurt feelings inflicted on the Afrika Korps at El Alamein by the Naziphobic bigot Montgomery.
An apology from the American government for the insensitivity by the raging Naziphobe Eisenhower for failing to forewarn Nazi community leaders of the D-Day attack, which caused much distress among the peace-loving Nazis occupying of Northern France.
Burning 'Mein Kampf' must become a hate crime.
Application of our parallel legal system known as 'The Gestapo' within America.
Affimative action to promote Nazis to high positions in the security services to maintain community cohesion.
The occasional Blitzkrieg invasions of soveriegn states should not be portrayed in the media as being typical of Nazis as a whole, rather they are the work of a tiny minority of extremists who have hijacked a peaceful spiritual movement.
Peace in our time and Heil Hitler!
- Pastor Joseph Goebbels