Face-attacker's mother: My son 'was no zombie'

NO ZOMBIE - GIVES NICE CARDS ON MOTHER'S DAY

From CNN:

The mother of Rudy Eugene, who was shot and killed by a police officer as he chewed the face off a homeless man in Miami, says her son was "a nice kid" who could have been subdued with a Taser rather than gunfire.

"He was a good kid. He gave me a nice card on Mother’s Day. Everyone says he was a zombie. He was no zombie. That was my son,” the mother, who asked that her name not be revealed, told CNN affliate WFOR.

I must be the sick one here, because I think that may be the funniest group of words ever uttered by a woman denying her son's culpability in a crime.